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Sarah. 20. Roosevelt University. Media Studies major.
Obsessed with moose, Skyrim, and Clark Gable. From both the future and the past, caught in the in between. Writer, thinker, poet, dreamer, compulsive coffee drinker.
I'm bound to be someone someday.

Here’s why:

  • HEY RANDOM SOUTHERN ACCENT FROM MELANIE. HOW ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU ONLY HAPPEN AT RANDOM TIMES?
  • I’m so glad that they added chase scenes with the seekers. Totally feasible that after that the resistance wouldn’t have been found right away. Yup. Totes.
  • EMILY BROWNING. SERIOUSLY.
  • WHY WAS THERE NOTHING ABOUT PET. THOSE FUCKERS.
  • Less than fifteen people when to the midnight show at the theater I went to. LESS than FIFTEEN FUCKING PEOPLE. It was sad.
  • HEY SPACE GRID SHIT. YOU TOTALLY LOOK LIKE THE SHUTTLES DESCRIBED IN THE BOOK. And ya know, totally make sense. Shoot dem souls up in da sky, yo.
  • Everything was so far-fetched. Like omg SPACE AGE TECHNOLOGY AND SHINY CARS WEEEEEE. They cared more about how the movie looked in terms of futuristic qualities more than they cared about the quality of the plot or the movie itself.
  • Because of all the added in bits, the important stuff got sped through.
  • Ian: KILL THE THING. Five minutes later: Okay. Five more minutes: WANDA, I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU LET’S GET OUT OF THE CAVE THAT PRESUMABLY ONLY JEB KNOWS HOW TO GET OUT OF AND SIT ON TOP OF THIS ROCK FORMATION COMPLETELY EXPOSED EVEN THOUGH SEEKERS ARE LOOKING FOR YOU.
  • The eyes were just a tad overdone. Maybe it’s just me, but weren’t they only supposed to flash that silvery ring in the light?
  • Sub par acting 75% of the time.
  • COULD THEY HAVE MADE THE SOULS LOOK ANY DUMBER/FAKE/NOT AT ALL HOW THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK?!
  • The stories Wanda told in the book about the other worlds while making bread and stuff was one of the things I was looking forward to most. COMPLETELY GONE. They only showed her talking briefly in the dining hall and it was hardly anything special. Way disappointed.
  • HI MEL, SO GLAD YOU HAD POWER OVER WANDERER’S BODY RIGHT AWAY.
  • All the best, really meaningful bits in the book weren’t in the movie. Like when they’re out on a raid and they see a host couple with a human child. WHY WAS THAT NOT IN THE MOVIE. UGH.
  • No soccer games :c
  • I needed more Jared & Ian tension, man. There was no dispute over rooms or sleeping arrangements like there was in the book. I NEEDED CONFLICT, DAMNIT.
  • THE SEEKER’S HOST WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BITCH. LACEY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BITCH. But no. They made her all gOoey and nice (from what we see)

I could go on forever.

But I’m just too heartbroken right now.

Ugh.


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